PLACES I HATE TO GO

I will put it off, complain bitterly, and curse the shortcomings of Internet commerce and communication before I head to...
  1. The post office
  2. The gas station
  3. The mall (ohgodwhydidntiplanbetter?)
  4. The dentist (I honestly give myself a pep talk that features the free toothbrush I will receive)
  5. The dry cleaners (I have summer clothes that are still waiting to be dry cleaned)