It's been a weird day
  1. When you take your dishes out of the dishwasher and there's food baked onto the inside of your favorite coffee mug
    "Just let it soak. It'll go away the next time you wash it." Mhmm. That's what they all say.
  2. When your professor says the test is going to be easy and then you take it and want to die peacefully in your sleep
    Thanks Dr. Davis. I'm looking at you.
  3. People that won't let you pet their dogs
    Seriously. I don't even want to talk to you. I just want to cuddle with your pet.
  4. When your stomach makes whale noises in class because you haven't eaten today and people give you weird looks
    I'm only human. It happens to the best of us. Now, please, stop looking at me. I'm about to shove a sandwich in my mouth and it'll be weird for both of us if we make eye contact.