Books I Will Never Ever Finish

EVER
  1. Telegraph Avenue- Michael Chabon
    Reading should not be a chore, this was. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay is one of my favorite books of all time but this one was overstuffed, dictionary demanding. Its never ending prose was such a drag, I couldn't make it past the 5th chapter.
  2. Ulysses
    Boring as hell
  3. Atlas Shrugged- Ayn Rand
    See above
  4. The Catcher in The Rye
    I gave up reading it after it got wet when I dropped it in the bath and the pages stuck together when I dried it out. Since it wasn't exactly cheap to start with and there wasn't another copy in the island bookshop, I had no choice but to give it up.