The Lies I Tell About This Hickey on My Neck.

I have a very obvious hickey on my neck. Yet people still cluelessly ask what happened there. So I roll with it.
  1. "Paintball, bro!"
  2. "Nicotine patch, really trying to quit so I put it over my Jugular"
  3. "Took a pool cue to the neck in a bar fight."
  4. "It's an electrical burn from my vape pen. We're getting weird with it"
  5. "Shaq touched me with his thumb"
  6. "It's a Birthmark. Thanks for reminding me"
  7. "A bee hit me while riding my moped"
  8. ...sigh..."A drunk chick gave me a hickey on a Sunday night when I was obligated to go out. All I wanted was to order Jus' Mac and watch Netflix."