The Lies I Tell About This Hickey on My Neck.
I have a very obvious hickey on my neck. Yet people still cluelessly ask what happened there. So I roll with it.
- •"Paintball, bro!"
- •"Nicotine patch, really trying to quit so I put it over my Jugular"
- •"Took a pool cue to the neck in a bar fight."
- •"It's an electrical burn from my vape pen. We're getting weird with it"
- •"Shaq touched me with his thumb"
- •"It's a Birthmark. Thanks for reminding me"
- •"A bee hit me while riding my moped"
- •...sigh..."A drunk chick gave me a hickey on a Sunday night when I was obligated to go out. All I wanted was to order Jus' Mac and watch Netflix."