How to Dominate Sushi Trains

This is a basic guide I use to ensure I maximise my lunch break.
  1. Wait till busy time of day to ensure freshest sushi.
  2. Don't sit next to people who order noodles.
  3. Avoid noodle slurpers... The fn worst
  4. Pre mix soy sauce and wasabi -- let sit for 4 minutes.
  5. Choose your strategy in advance. More cheaper plates or less expensive plates.
  6. Never eat fruit under any circumstances.
  7. If they serve cans of soda it's a cover up for their lack of ingenuity.
  8. Act fast -- if you don't, lunch is wasted.