Things I do that annoy my wife:

  1. 1.
    Be the most interesting Husbane in the world.
  2. 2.
    Provide the monies for her Amazon addiction.
  3. 3.
    Find a house with AC.
  4. 4.
    Get the Li.st app.
  5. 5.
    Buy Umpqua.
  6. 6.
    Purchase this creature.
  7. 7.
    Take said creature in my car instead of hers.
  8. 8.
    Let her have all the best pillows.
  9. 9.
    Let her sleep in as long as possible.
  10. 10.
    Provide cuddle action.