Poetic Emails From My Dad

My dad is a water fountain of inspiration and sage advice. English is also his second language but if you really concentrate you're gonna get some gems.
  1. Picture of a wedding cake in the shape of Infinite Jest
    His email read "please congratulate Tara and Andrew using the cake photo--it's so creative and you all belong to the same category of genius!"
  2. His review of Palme d'Or nominated movie "Alexandra"
    "It's a powerful anti war movie without bombs dropping, shots firing, landscapes turning upside down...it's very slow, forcing you to be completely drawn in to its soul, peeling layers by layers about a grandmother"
  3. Recipe for a tuna sandwich
    "You must be tired of eating sardine/tuna from the can"
  4. A STATEMENT TO REMEMBER (the subject line was in all caps)
    "Creativity is generated by enjoying life"
  5. Poem by Rupi Kaur
    Her book "Milk and Honey" is fantastic. Solid suggestion from my dad. @alexandra I think you'd love!
  6. Picture of him next to a man w "the biggest moustache"
    "His is the biggest rounded curled moustache that I saw in America" my dad couldn't believe he found someone w a larger mustache than his own
  7. Disgusting picture of an insect stuck to a tree
    "Millions of years from now they will be found as fossilized unwilling two hearts in one"