Things I Do That Drive Me Insane

  1. Eating and getting crumbs on me
  2. Holding a cup of coffee and the coffee drips through the little fucking seams and I have no idea how to stop it
  3. Having too many things in my hands and dropping them one after the other
  4. Running with those little Apple headphones and they keep falling out of my ears
  5. Slurping my soup
    I don't normally slurp my soup but sometimes I'll do it just to annoy myself