Things You Shouldnt Do While Waiting for the Subway

  1. Smoke
  2. Piss
  3. Take a shit
  4. Drop a Cheeto on the ground then eat it
  5. Spit on someone
  6. Masturbate while staring at your neighbor squarely in the eyes
  7. Take off your pants and rub your butt on a bench. If platform doesn't have bench, rub your butt on the wall right at hand/head level