THINGS I'M BOTHERED BY
hi please don't read this, I just need this list to be like a journal entry 🏃🏃🏃♀️🏃♀️
- •Mr. Incredible probably would have had an actual affair with Mirage if events had dragged out, and if Elastigirl wasn't the most top notch person.
- •The fact that driving makes me anxious.
- •My friends wanting me to date guys I don't like because it'd be funny."I knew you wouldn't be down, but I thought it'd be a fun story" like why don't you do that to yourself??
- •Girls that say "wife me" after making a box of Kraft mac n cheese
- •Hair left in the sinkfrom brushing your hair, from shaving, etc
- •speed bumps