hi please don't read this, I just need this list to be like a journal entry 🏃🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
  1. Mr. Incredible probably would have had an actual affair with Mirage if events had dragged out, and if Elastigirl wasn't the most top notch person.
  2. The fact that driving makes me anxious.
  3. My friends wanting me to date guys I don't like because it'd be funny.
    "I knew you wouldn't be down, but I thought it'd be a fun story" like why don't you do that to yourself??
  4. Girls that say "wife me" after making a box of Kraft mac n cheese
  5. Hair left in the sink
    from brushing your hair, from shaving, etc
  6. speed bumps