THINGS WHITE PEOPLE SAY TO ME

If anything these amuse me and I'm always happy to answer questions. These unrefined, unfiltered questions/statements are just so entertaining.
  1. "you're so exotic"
    I mean, I was born in Nevada and I'm from California, but ok
  2. "so what are you?"
    On asking my ethnicity, but it usually sounds like they're asking which species of alien I am.
  3. "yeah, but like, what are your parents?"
    follow up question to above
  4. "I'll never be able to remember how to say your name"
    translation: I don't care enough to try
  5. "I love your skin tone"
    my favorite one because I don't always love my skin tone