WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO NOT HAVE A SMART PHONE FOR A MONTH

Read in the voice of an over dramatic teenager in despair
  1. My roommates were my alarm clock
    I HAD TO ASK THEM TO WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING LIKE THEY'RE MY MOM
  2. I had to navigate to town alone by written instructions. NOTHING warned me when to turn or merge in 0.7 miles
  3. I NEVER knew what time it was
  4. I couldn't call my mom to tell her about my weird poops or to ask how to cook something...
  5. ...I HAD TO EMAIL my mom a question
  6. I could never quickly take pictures of fun moments and memories
  7. I went to TOO MANY closed restaurants because I couldn't just check their hours
  8. If I wanted to read lists, I had to read them on the computer
  9. I had the constant fear that I'd need to call 911 but have no way to do so
  10. Without a timer, I had to hope my power naps wouldn't end up being going to bed
  11. I hated when EVERYONE WOULD BE ON THEIR PHONE instead of enjoying one another's company
  12. No social media stalking at odd hours
  13. Having to get on my laptop just to check the weather so I could get dressed
  14. I didn't have ALLLLLL the information at my fingertips
    Oh how I missed you Google
  15. I couldn't be the aux cord dj on drives
  16. I HAD TO LIVE LIFE WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS