Reasons why he sucks

  1. Bad sex
  2. Doesn't get stuff I say
  3. Doesn't get terms
  4. Kind of a fob
  5. Not cute enough
  6. Only has brown friends
  7. Doesn't have a clue what to do in bed
  8. Lives far away
  9. Horribly religious fam
  10. Nonchalant
  11. Obsessed with other girls
  12. Aloof
  13. Childish
  14. Too close to family
  15. Too brown
  16. I'd get bored in 2 weeks