THINGS THAT CAUSE ME UNNECESSARY ANXIETY
- •Typing while people are watchingCan you turn around so my fingers will stop feeling like flailing bratwurst?
- •Making video game friendsI'll run into a stranger online that likes playing with me, so they add me as a friend. I then can only log on if I am free to play with them, but end up avoiding them because it's too stressful.
- •Calling any business on the phoneI order so many more pizzas now that online ordering is standard. 🍕
- •DJing at work/in a shared carOkay, that was two fast songs. Is it time for something more chill? Is José Gonzalez too obscure? Will they judge me if I play Gwen Stefani?
- •Being the first or last person to wake up on a tripI was always the first kid to wake up at a slumber party, so I'd just lay in my sleeping bag. Waiting.
- •Toy Story 3I can't.