Things People Text Me

  1. β€’
    "I feel like you are going to be what prevents me from being fully intimate with someone"
  2. β€’
    "happy late v day. ur an after thought"
  3. β€’
    "I would take a non-lethal bullet for you"
  4. β€’
    "If you're a 100 lb pale white girl with anxiety then I'm a 100 lb pale white girl with anxiety"
  5. β€’
    "Yo dude I heard you have a big bag of dog food at ur house? Is this true do you still have it??"
  6. β€’
    "I think you're cool for a pale strange white girl"
  7. β€’
    "Good night, love you!"
  8. β€’
    "That text was meant for my mom"
  9. β€’
    "I would fight the armies of every Asian country and walk through every gang affiliated neighborhood in stockton wearing the rival gangs colors if it meant I could shawty you up πŸ’―πŸ’ΈπŸ’―πŸ’ΈπŸ’―πŸ’ΈπŸ’―πŸ’ΈπŸ’―"
  10. β€’
    "Happy bday I guess"
  11. β€’
    "Don't forget today is dads birth day. Call, text or se da him smock signals"
    From my mother
  12. β€’
    "Did she try to exorcise you? Again"
    About my mother
  13. β€’
    "acknowledge me I'm a minority"
  14. β€’
    "lemme wife u up"
  15. β€’
    "You better pray she is infertile"
  16. β€’
    "No don't text this number ever again"