There are no Indians I know here: My thoughts

I have no Facebook, Twitter, or contact list friends on here from India. what this means for me and society as well.
  1. I will talk about guys a lot
  2. I will eventually tire of not getting attention for my list genius and low-key out myself through Facebook or Twitter and wait
  3. I will bring up Li.st in casual conversation, urging friends to join and wait for them to ask me if I'm on it
  4. No one will come
  5. Strangers will have to validate me which always ends well
  6. I will consider personas