Thoughts I have while watching a live concert

  1. Should I woo
  2. Is it too late to woo
  3. Was my woo weird
  4. Should I sway
  5. Am I swaying right
  6. I should get drunk
  7. Getting drunk is helping
  8. A concert is only worth attending if:
    They're hot, will perform like their lives depend on it, or both
  9. I will never be the indie hipster girl who loves live music
  10. I need to pee
  11. I need to eat
  12. Can I leave?