Things I do while waiting to fly
  1. Arrive at least an 90 minutes early. Late seems to invite anxiety
  2. Try not to take off shoes in security line (TSA precheck is imparative)
  3. Starbucks triple venti nonfat latte - now inviting the anxiety I avoided earlier
  4. Use the restroom to avoid the restroom on the plane
  5. Either "legally" board with group 1 or "accidentally" board with group 1. Whichever is affordable.