1. Jan
    From "The Office"
  2. Beyoncé
    Yes, Beyoncé
  3. Big Bird
    Beak and all
  4. Ellen Page
    Give me a good reason why I WOULDN'T want to
  5. Schmidt, from New Girl
    No description
  6. Stevie Nicks
    For the bosom
  7. Carol Burnett
    For the immortality
  8. Bette Midler
    Also for the bosom
  9. Jon Hamm
    He has a male extremity and he's a looker