THINGS IN MY OFFICE

  1. Paper
    Typically in printers and in trash bins
  2. Gum
    Both packaged and chewed
  3. Calendars
    All blank
  4. Computers
    The source of a majority of office productivity and lack thereof
  5. Phones
    Often used to speak to co-workers you can visibly see and realistically whisper to
  6. Highlighters
    Frequently borrowed without intent to return
  7. Pens
    Also frequently borrowed without intent to return
  8. Crumbs
    In between the keys on the keyboard and in the carpet
  9. Humans
    Some have nested here and others are visitors. There are also those who work diligently and those who nap