Just don't
  1. Call me adorable or laugh at me when I'm angry or otherwise infantilize me
  2. Touch my bangs unless I explicitly give you permission
  3. Put your feet anywhere near me unless you want them to be chopped off at the ankle
  4. Look through my stuff without asking
  5. Come into my room if I didn't invite you in
  6. Act like you know my family better than me and can tell me fun facts about them
  7. Use my stuff without asking
  8. Make me ask a question twice
  9. Say something to get a reaction out of me
  10. Eat my food
  11. (PS I promise I'm not an angry person)