I was definitely born into the age of technology
  1. Wave my hands under things like soap dispensers only to discover they're not automatic
  2. Compulsively check my phone every few minutes
  3. Find out information about people on the internet rather than just asking them
  4. Buy things/sign up for things/do everything online so I don't have to talk to real people
  5. Use several electronics at once
    I can't watch TV without doing something else on my phone at the same time. I have a problem.
  6. Say things like "can you take a screenshot of the snapchat I sent you and message it to me?"