Things I Don't Understand About Cat People

As a die hard dog person, I just don't get it.
  1. How can you love cats so much when most of the time they don't love you back?
  2. They don't even like to be cuddled most of the time.
  3. Aren't you living your life in constant fear?
  4. They always look like they're plotting something evil.
  5. They have deathly claws that they're probably planning to kill you with.
  6. This one is attacking a baby!
  7. Don't get me wrong, I think cats are adorable as much as the next guy.
  8. And sometimes they can be nice.
  9. It just doesn't compare to the unconditional love and devotion that dogs provide.