We're all works in progress (😏) so in the past this is how I have chosen to handle these situations. Guess who's petty!
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    When you do something clearly fucked up to me I won't bother confronting you because I consider you a lost cause
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    I will make a flimsy excuse to not attend your event and then probably tweet the cool thing I am doing during said event (not on purpose but because I literally just can't even muster a fuck)
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    I won't pretend to care when you talk about yourself
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    I will NOT subtweet you because you do not deserve the effort
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    I usually don't let people touch me but I really, really won't let you touch me
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    Lol @ you thinking your texts are getting acknowledged
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    Lol @ you thinking you will continue to receive fun anecdotes about my life
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    Until one day you will look around and realize that I've gone utterly ghost on you
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    Have I mentioned I'm from Minnesota? πŸ‘ΈπŸΎ