I HAVE HIGH SELF-ESTEEM BUT I STILL WISH I WAS

  1. More like a plus-sized Rihanna
  2. Blue Ivy's nanny
  3. Able to put up with bullshit
  4. Able to read roman numerals
  5. One of Blair's minions on Gossip Girl
  6. Regal like Lupita
  7. Consistently well put together like Lauren Conrad
  8. Clean as a whistle like my Mother
  9. Better at guitar
  10. More knowledgabe about who Chuy Garcia is
  11. Constantly surrounded by pretty bottles of stuff like a Youtube Beauty Guru