1. Why is chaka khan not here
  2. Why is rihanna not here
  3. Why is larry king not here
  4. Why is zayn malik not here
  5. Why is the girl who plays xanthippe in unbreakable kimmy schmidt not here
  6. Why are all the new people on here cooler than me
  7. Does anyone else feel nervous about inviting irl friends and letting them see your figurative insides??
  8. Why is sally field not here