RUDEST THINGS MY SISTER'S KIDS HAVE HAD THE NERVE TO SAY TO ME

  1. "Auntie April your hair looks dry"
    Antoinette, 9, Disney Channel Mean Girl
  2. "Auntie April what are you gonna do with yourself now that you are done with school and you don't know anything"
    Leela, 8, chubby, astute
  3. "Auntie April those Sketchers are WACK"
    Barzee, 10, prideful, asked me not to discuss his upcoming puberty with him
  4. "Auntie April are you seriously never getting any taller"
    Justin, 14, we're worried he's gonna turn out either basic or a fuckboy
  5. Even though I wish my sister spanked them more, I love these a-holes