1. I'm prompt about thank you letters
  2. I grew up in Minnesota and can feign "Minnesota Nice" if necessary
  3. I don't cry in public
  4. I seek very little validation from others
  5. Everyone in my family is an immigrant so I see right through America's capitalistic/patriarchal/micro aggressive bullshit
  6. I adapt to change fast
  7. I "take direction well"
  8. One of them literally said "You're one tough cookie"
    like this is Leave it To Beaver or some shit
  9. I "order well" at restaurants