THINGS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY
Inspired by a blog post by a dear friend who has no chill. I also have no chill and have said some of these things anyway 😏
- •"Your essence bugs me"
- •"I'm not going to ignore your fart that just slipped out"
- •"I hate to be the one to break it to you but you're racist"
- •"I refuse to go on a date with you because you're just too outdoorsy for me"
- •"I can't be friends with you anymore because I secretly feel like I'm smarter than you"This one is shitty I know
- •"The first time I met you, you smelled weird and you will never be able to overcome that first impression"
- •"You're a bad feminist and not in a quirky, Roxane Gay kind of way"
- •"I know that you are telling me about this work conflict because you want me to side with you but I can't because you are clearly in the wrong"
- •"I hate your taste in everything and its making me hate you"
- •"I have become great at blocking you out when you speak to me"
- •"I ended our friendship because you own too much American flag paraphernalia"