THINGS I'VE NEVER HAD

  1. A pet
  2. Caviar
  3. A father figure
  4. An attraction to white men
  5. It easy
  6. Formation tickets
    😔
  7. Shaved legs from the knee up
  8. A babysitter
  9. More than 10 DVDs at any given time
  10. Ability to feel safe around police officers