TOP FIVE WORST THINGS MY GRANDMA HAS EVER SAID/DONE (TO MY KNOWLEDGE)

I love her?
  1. Laugh at a funeral because she walked up to the coffin and saw that the dead guy's tongue was out
  2. Give herself a face tattoo
  3. Openly prefer one child over her other nine
  4. Constantly reassure me that my much smaller tit will catch up to my much larger tit once I give birth
    Apparently it runs in the family 🙍
  5. Collect used pop cans from parties in front of everyone because she wants to "sell them" but also shame our family
  6. BONUS: Facetimed me laughing on 4/19 because she realized she forgot my birthday (4/17)