TOP FIVE WORST THINGS MY GRANDMA HAS EVER SAID/DONE (TO MY KNOWLEDGE)
I love her?
- •Laugh at a funeral because she walked up to the coffin and saw that the dead guy's tongue was out
- •Give herself a face tattoo
- •Openly prefer one child over her other nine
- •Constantly reassure me that my much smaller tit will catch up to my much larger tit once I give birthApparently it runs in the family 🙍
- •Collect used pop cans from parties in front of everyone because she wants to "sell them" but also shame our family
- •BONUS: Facetimed me laughing on 4/19 because she realized she forgot my birthday (4/17)