WORDS TO LIVE BY

i.e. long after I've passed, feel free to attribute these quotes to me in your email signature
  1. "I never expected my life to be easy, but I definitely expected my eating red meat to be less of an issue." - April K. Quioh
  2. "My mother was wrong about alot of things, including her insistance that 'asians love zippers.'" - April K. Quioh
  3. "If I end up marrying a white guy, just know that he spit some serious game." - April K. Quioh
  4. "Being on your period is like getting a job offer; when it happens to you, EVERYONE should know about it." - April K. Quioh
  5. "I always feel bad for you, Lauren. ALWAYS." - April K. Quioh
    Okay fine this was heidi montag
  6. "HAYDEN PANETTIERE IS PASSING FOR WHITE." - April K. Quioh
  7. "My father was a lot of things that I never was; useless, not shit, and a casual supporter of Rachel Dolezal." - April K. Quioh
  8. "Bring it On is an intricate masterpiece about cultural appropiation. Watch it again." - April K. Quioh
  9. "Do your best to ignore Mary J. Blige." - April K. Quioh
  10. "If I close my eyes and think of my special place, I can almost convince myself that season 7 of Gilmore Girls never happened."- April K. Quioh
  11. "My grandma says I'm fat as hell and you know what? She's right." - April K. Quioh
  12. "It was Berenstein." - April K. Quioh
  13. Lol this is ridiculous im sry guys