Complaining is my fucking favorite
  1. Waiter was begging for validation and his desperation had a literal stench
    "I'm just here to make you smile!" *smiling with tears in his eyes*
  2. Chicken wings tasted more like deer meat covered in gasoline
  3. Baby sized $20 cocktails in Minneapolis make no fucking sense
  4. Sandwich fell apart after being poked once
  5. Menu was wet when we sat down
  6. All the girls there were hotter than me