WORST THINGS I'VE DONE THIS WEEK

It's only Thursday
  1. Record my very white Professor enthustiscally try to pronounce words in Japanese
    Its just like that SNL sketch
  2. At least three passive agressive emails
    Is it clear that I do not fucking trust her
  3. Tell my grandma I was doing homework to get off the phone when really I was on the North West tag on Tumblr
  4. The TSA agent asked if I had any lotion in my carry on and I said no but I did and it was a full size Clinique so I wrapped it in panties and it went undetected
  5. Throw away my roommates half-full box of "VitaTops" because she threw away my spinach and thought I wouldn't notice
  6. Uber to my work study job a mile away
  7. Skip class to watch "Iyanla: Fix My Life"
  8. Show this picture of my grandma to everyone I could