THINGS I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY...THEN I BECAME A MOM.

Kids do some strange sh*t
  1. 1.
    Put your shirt on - we are in a restaurant!
  2. 2.
    Please don't play in the toilet water
  3. 3.
    Your sister is not for drawing on!
  4. 4.
    Why is there spaghetti noodles in your sock drawer?
  5. 5.
    Stop eating the dogs food!