shout out to the (eerie number of) people who text me to let me know that it's my favourite fighter pilot's 37th birthday today. YOU GUYS. like i didn't already know that. it's a day worth celebrating afterall 😘
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    i never have any space on my phone...
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    and i'm pretty sure it's because my camera roll is always clogged with photos of you...
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    that i've sent to various people...
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    but do NOT want to delete.
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    πŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’Ύ
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    because, i mean...
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    LOOK AT YOU.
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    LOOK πŸ‘πŸ» AT πŸ‘πŸ» YOU.
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    HONESTLY.
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    NO BUT SERIOUSLY.
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    I CAN'T EVEN.
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    just...
    Giphy
    😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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    you have many talents...
    Static
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    worthy of many awards...
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    and even dogs...
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    cats...
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    stormtroopers...
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    and benedict cumberbatch...
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    are unable to resist your charms.
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    who can blame them, i guess Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HANDSOME BASTARD πŸŽ‰πŸ’˜
    Static
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    hope you celebrate the right way:
    Giphy
    πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»
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    tear up the dancefloor, dude.
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