PEOPLE NAMED RYAN, RANKED

  1. 1.
    ryan adams
    would make the best/worst boyfriend ever. likely to write a passive aggressive record about your relationship. likes cats and danzig. once acknowledged my existence via twitter during a particularly tense period of academic study. my forever #1
  2. 2.
    ryan gosling
    the only reason he's not number one is because i'm personally hurt by his self-imposed hiatus.
  3. 3.
    ryan atwood
    chino's finest, the only person for whom a white vest is a viable wardrobe choice.
  4. 4.
    ryan howard
  5. 5.
    ryan reynolds
    this one goes out to anyone who watched 'two guys, a girl, and a pizza place' because for me, he will always be berg.
  6. 6.
    ryan phillipe
    included for his outstanding contribution to teen movies.
  7. 7.
    ryan giggs
    seminal british footballer and 90s heartthrob. hot dad vibe.
  8. 8.
    ryan lewis
    'thrift store' is super catchy.
  9. 9.
    ryan kwanten
    for being vinnie in 'neighbours' and that guy on true blood.
  10. 10.
    meg ryan
    i mean, it'd have been remiss to disregard her contributions to romantic comedies.