Why my next laptop won't be Apple

  1. Missing escape and function keys
    Touch bar is nice, but my IDE is more important.
  2. 16 GB RAM maximum
    I simulate entire production environment on my laptop with docker. I'd like to have at least 64GB
  3. Butterfly keyboard feels unnatural
    The new keyboard feels like a mouse button. No thanks!
  4. Docker is slow Mac
    This not apple fault, but still I need docker to run fast. So Linux is the only way.
  5. Price and value
    While looks impressive, Value to price ratio is just too low for my use case. Who am I trying to impress? My code?