ANNOYING THINGS BETCHES DO
- •Refer to your best friend as their best friendlike bitch plz where were u during the awkward middle school years? & the limp bizkit years before that?
- •Claim not to know anything about makeup when they clearly know shit about makeupumm not knowing makeup is MY thing & I know for a fact that you regularly shop at Ulta
- •Humble brag about their diet/workout habitsoh really? you're really upset that u only ran 3 miles this morning & then "splurged" on a fruit smoothie? oh no please tell me more about how much you sweat during hot yoga this afternoon
- •Spend the 15 minutes immediately after taking pictures at an event meticulously picking out the perfect pic, photoshopping it, curating the perfect filter, & posting it to social mediayou really can't just wait until you get home at which time the actual event isn't currently occurring?
- •Put their jacket or backpack directly where your feet naturally want to go thereby restricting the leg positions/movement available to youcorporations betch I'm lookin at u
- •Try to pressure you to wear high heels just so that they don't look overdressedim truly sry but u did this to yourself