Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. Because... Who doesn't want a taco flavored GU? Am I right?
  2. What you do after you've been running for 37 hours in Colorado, you cross a river at mile 98 and your buddy hands you a Pabst...
  3. The time you think you found the portable restrooms that were supposed to be delivered to the finish line but really there is entirely too much trash for this to be your potty...
  4. Your friend has a 50/50 chance a product called Squirrel's Nut Butter is actually edible Almond Butter and not anti-chafing product