5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

Why not
  1. Why I shouldn't day drink
  2. This photo that sums up my diet. Fast and cheesy.
  3. That time @Jordan_Elizabeth thought these where her tires' dicks. "do they pop out when it gets excited?"
  4. My dog being a super-doggy model. She's such a beaut!
  5. And finally...this year's Halloween costume. A deer in headlights. Easy to make and I got to make people look at my boobs all night. #iregretnothing