Official rankings of all Thomens
  1. 1. Alex - doesn't mispell his name. I've never spoken to him, so he's never disappointed me.
  2. 2. Kellie - Nicest person ever. Strong opinions and taste in serial television.
  3. 3. Dr. Michael - Doctor, so that helps people and shit. Royals fan, big Bubba Starling opinions. Has the wrong name though.
  4. 4. Robby - Dank driver, down to give a brother a lift to KC in times of need. Incredibly confusing name spelling, it's like "really?".
  5. 5. Chrissy - My arch nemesis, but Dustin > Money.
  6. 6. Samantha - THE. WORST.