Official rankings of all Thomens
- •1. Alex - doesn't mispell his name. I've never spoken to him, so he's never disappointed me.
- •2. Kellie - Nicest person ever. Strong opinions and taste in serial television.
- •3. Dr. Michael - Doctor, so that helps people and shit. Royals fan, big Bubba Starling opinions. Has the wrong name though.
- •4. Robby - Dank driver, down to give a brother a lift to KC in times of need. Incredibly confusing name spelling, it's like "really?".
- •5. Chrissy - My arch nemesis, but Dustin > Money.
- •6. Samantha - THE. WORST.