THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY
Today, April 3rd, has been eventful.
- •I went to brunchPalos Verdes is pretty.
- •My eyeliner looked goodImportant.
- •I ate lots of loxLox is the shit.
- •I mastered my Gwen Stefani impressionAsk my mom, she said it was great.
- •My prom date dumped meFor the record, he's not from this country and doesn't understand prom. He forgot he promised me (???) and asked someone else (??!!?????!!!!). I'm still PISSED.
- •I subtweeted himOn private Twitter tho.
- •I tried to find a new prom dateWent through many friends on Facebook.
- •I couldn't find a prom dateEVERYONE. IS. TAKEN.
- •I considered going with one of my brother's friendsThey're 14-15...
- •I decided that would be a bad idea#1 my brother would kill me #2 I'm 17 and a half
- •I googled how much prostitutes areBetter start saving up now if I want a cute date, right?
- •I criedA lot
- •Can someone help me?If you have Jake Gyllenhaal's #, hmu :)
- •Tbh idk what to do. I already ordered my dress.Someone HELP ME!!!!!!! I'm having a crisis
- •Jeff Goldblum wouldn't treat me like this.Why can't Jeff be 17 and my boyfriend?
- •Goodbye cruel worldI'm moving to ICELAND!!!!!!
- •Update: I just slid into a boy's DMsBecause I'm a woman who gets what she wants.
- •Update on the update: he replied*insert HSM song* ~this could be the start of something new~