THOUGHTS ABOUT DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Currently starting season 5 of one of the greatest shows I've ever seen, and this is how I feel.
- •Susan is really fucking annoying. Stop with that whole "adorable" clutzy act, you're like 40 years old. Get your life together.
- •Bree is my IDOL!!! She's a boss ass bitch and seems kinda psycho but I love it.
- •Carlos is just sorta interesting now. He is a blind masseuse (?) and looks like Mark Ruffalo.
- •I miss Gabby's glamour. She was so spicy and cute and now just has to take care of her overweight child.
- •Lynette & Tom are so cute. I hope I marry a handsome man like Tom and have cute kids like the Scavo twins.
- •Orson Hodge is so frickin adorable. Kyle MacLachlan is a national treasure.
- •Andrew Van de Camp is SO CUTE!!! UGH!!! WHY IS HE GAY?!!!!
- •Ugh, this show makes me want to get married and have kids. But also ew. Ok bye