PEOPLE I HAVE SEEN AT WHOLE FOODS TODAY

  1. Young attractive male in gray beanie
  2. He's dressed nice, but not too nice ya know
  3. He has a north face backpack
  4. He's drinking La Croix!!!!
  5. Omg turn around and speak to me please
  6. Tell me you're a grad student or you read poetry or say something witty
  7. I am saying this all without having seen his face so it's a little risky
  8. Okay, okay now he's leaving and I saw his face and yeah maybe he's a little old BUT STILL
  9. And then as he was leaving, he picked up a Chicago arty newspaper, glanced at it, set it down
  10. Swoon
  11. Whole foods never disappoints