They are not
  1. When I sit down on the train/bus/any public tranportation
    *sweeps them off their feet*
  2. When I am sitting at a coffee shop, reading
    Look at how literary and wonderful I am
  3. When I wear my black booties
    Because they look good on me, not gonna lie
  4. When I am in whole foods
    This one is weird, because there is nothing very alluring about buying food
  5. When I am at the gym
    Okay a little delusional, considering I look pretty disastrous while working out
  6. Basically any moment is up for grabs
    Because I live in a fantasy world