DISCREETLY MEAN INSULTS I'VE FANTASIZED ABOUT GIVING
- •"I'm thankful for your uniqueness"Translation: I'm glad there's only one of you.
- •"I admire your unconditional self-confidence"Translation: You have no reason to feel good about yourself, but yet you do.
- •Calling anyone "competent"
- •"How should I put this...I think Chris should treasure you."Translation: I think your boyfriend is an ugly loser. (I actually said this one.)