1. to have a white stain on your blue dress, but you can't make the obvious Lewinsky joke on Instagram because your dad follows you?
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  2. to lose a valuable portion of your Greek yogurt to a piece of fabric?
  3. to attempt to clean yourself, only to shred multiple paper towels on your clothing in the process?
  4. to have a problem you can't really blame on Mercury retrograde?
  5. You don't know how it feels
  6. You don't know how it feels
  7. You don't know how it feels
  8. To be meeeeeeeee