I WISH IT HAD BEEN REAL WHEN I DREAMT:
- •that sugar-glazed nuts were discovered to be "good for you"
- •that my ex told me he loved me 💔
- •that my ex got hit by a car and killed while riding his bikejk, I don't actually wish this were true. Like most people my exes have been basically good and just not right for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •that my cat delivered a moving speechMy roommate and I assumed she had a ghostwriter.
- •that Jhumpa Lahiri complimented my bangs