+ MY FAVORITE ANTI-FASHION
Why say "I'm not married" when you can show it? Make suggestions if you wanna!
- •OverallsBecause it's the early '90s in your heart and you're super granola, or maybe just a big TLC fan
- •Leggings (including jeggings) as pantsWhat else am I supposed to wear beneath my many baggy t-shirts?
- •Leaving the house with wet hairNo one will know if you've just showered or never showered.
- •Formal shortsMaybe I want to look adorable *and* I want a little ventilation. Is that too much to ask?
- •Acrylic nails/French tipsWatch the video for "Pro Nails" by Kid Sister (ft. Kanye West) and see if you don't agree
- •Unsubtle cleavageMmmmmmmm